CUTIE PATOOTIE AND PARIS HILTON
Subtitle
The Elephant Girly Face, Ellen C. Babbit
Cutie Patootie and Paris Hilton
In a city far far away lived the sweetest kitty-cat there ever was. She lived in a mansion in Beverly Hills. The cat’s name was Cutie Patootie. Her owner, Paris Hilton named her that because of her sweet demeanor and white fluffy fur. Paris Hilton is an heiress. Her father owns a massive hotel chain and Paris’s main job is being a socialite. Cutie Patootie was beloved by all of Paris’s friends and the celebrities who met her. Cutie Patootie never miss-behaved and people would seek her out at parties because she was such a joy to be around. She had a habit of being the perfect pet. She had the most soothing PRRRRRR. She also had a gift for knowing which humans needed extra comfort and would always go to them.
One day Cutie Patootie was napping and she awoke to two-men dressed in black talking. One of the men was very tall and slender with a goatee. The other man had a short and stocky build and was always out of breath. “Yes, we are going to steel all of the Hilton’s jewels… we will be so wealthy we can start our own hotel chain hahhahahah”
“What do we do if we run into a security guard?” Asked the other
“Kill them and be as viscous as possible, there is no room for mercy in the crime business.”
Cutie Patootie heard them talking and thought she should also become viscous like the crooks. So, the next day whenever her caretaker came to get her, she mauled them in the face until they were unrecognizable. The caretaker had to go to the hospital and was in serious pain. Paris was concerned but thought it was just a fluke accident, so she still had her party that night. When the guests came looking for Cutie, she growled at them and reared her teeth. Lindsey Lohan thought Cutie would be nice to her because she had known Cutie for so long, but when Lindsey picked Cutie up, she scratched her right on the money maker. Lindsey was upset but she called her plastic surgeon and he immediately patched her up. Paris was at a loss of what to do.
The next day Paris was distraught so she called in a Psychic to see if they could find out what was wrong with Cutie Patootie. The psychic asked if Cutie had been exposed to any evil people that could have left her chakras unbalanced. Paris remembered the thieves who attempted to rob her and mentioned them. It was incredibly scary they even attempted to kill her guards.
“Yes” the psychic said. “Cutie Patootie must have heard them saying viscous things. You should have people speak kind things around Cutie Patootie the next time she is sleeping, that should do the trick”
The next day Paris had Harry Styles come over while Cutie was sleeping and he sang, “Kill with Kindness” and Cutie was never mean again. She continued to be the sweetest kitten ever.
Synopsis:
In the story “The Elephant Girly Face” there is a very nice elephant and its owner the king. Girly face is very loved and the sweetest elephant anyone could ask her. A couple of robbers enter Girly Face’s stables one night and talk about how they are going to rob the king. Girly Face overhears them. The robbers continue to talk how if they run into any guards, they will show no mercy and kill them. Girly Face overhears them and decides to be viscous too. She kills her trainer and continues to be a terror. The King asks someone what could be wrong with her. They tell him that she probably overheard the robbers, and to say sweet things to her the next time she sleeps. In this story Cutie Patootie is girly face and Paris is the King. This story had a huge influence from the 2000s era.